Opinion

In The Fast Leyne

I've been thinking the government should make a new law that parents should pay children to do chores and housework. The government should also pay children to go to school so children can buy toys.

With the price of oil well below $100 a barrel once again the greedy multinational oil barons have decided that their multi million-dollar income and their huge performance bonuses are not enough to live on.

I would like to thank Mr. Flahery and Mr. Harper for trying to look after the young families of Canada.

"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation," then Justice Minister Pierre Trudeau said in 1967, defending his bill before the House of Commons to decriminalize private homosexual acts.

I just heard that our Prince Minister and his wife are on hand to greet the pandas that are (on loan for 10 years). I got to thinking what a deal maker our PM has to be (i.e. give away big oil co. to the Chinese govt. - give away (you can say i.e.

Todd Whitcomb's Relativity article fluoride can help improve dental health He states that scientists say that it is safe. Scientists have said that many things were safe, only to be proven very wrong years later, but that is not the point.

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I recently received a piece of mail that I believe Canada post should receive a two thumbs up for their service. They went above and beyond to deliver the mail.

Congratulations to Jon Cooper, the new head coach of the National Hockey League's Tampa Bay Lightning. Not bad for a guy who's only been coaching hockey professionally for 10 years.