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An ode to Mr. P.G.

He's been dressed when the Blue Man Group came to town and is currently ready to rock and roll along with Kiss, but what some people may not realize it that Mr. P.G. has a theme song of his own.

He's been dressed when the Blue Man Group came to town and is currently ready to rock and roll along with Kiss, but what some people may not realize it that Mr. P.G. has a theme song of his own.

Al Simmons, a singer/songwriter, who lives outside of Winnipeg, Manitoba is the artist responsible for the song that pays tribute to our fair mascot.

"It didn't start out as a song it started out as a poem. A friend of mine told me when I was up my way to Prince George that I had to check out Mr. P.G.," said Simmons.

When he finally did make it up to Prince George he didn't have a car and couldn't find anyone who would be willing to drive him to see Mr. P.G., in attempt to convince his friends to agree to the drive, he started making up rhymes about the statue.

"Manhattan's got the Empire State, Frisco's got its Golden Gate, Paris has the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben chimes each London hour."

Simmons finally made it out to Mr. P.G. for himself but not before making up quite a few more rhymes, all of them dedicated to the statue.

Years later, his music producer, Ken Whitely asked if he had any other songs they could record. Simmons showed him the ode to Mr. P.G. Whitely loved it and made the musical backing for the piece.

He admits there are some errors in the song, the biggest one being that he is made out of aluminum when he is actually made out of fiberglass. But it doesn't take away from the joy of performing the anthem.

Known more for being a comedian, Simmons wanted to put the song into his act so he and his wife made a Mr. P.G. out of fabric that he takes on the road with him.

"I would say 25 per cent of people know him... knows of the statue," said Simmons.

But that doesn't stop him from singing the song to any audience that he can.

"The whole concept of writing a story about Mr. P.G. as if he is the hero of the world or the greatest statue in the world is in a way ludicrous, but in my opinion it's true. Because I love Mr. P.G."

And although some people disparage Mr. P.G., Simmons is always ready to defend him.

"Someone came up to me and said [Mr. P.G.] was an embarrassment to the city, and I think that's totally wrong. With my help, he is becoming famous all over the place. I have people come out to my show just to hear that song," said Simmons.

Mr. P.G.

Manhattan's got the Empire State

Frisco's got it's Golden Gate

Paris has the Eiffel tower

Big Ben chimes each London hour

China's famous for it's wall

India - The Taj Mahal

The CN Tower may be tall

But Mr. P. G. tops them all

In Prince George British Columbia

Tourist dollars were fleeting

So years ago I'll have you know

They had a town hall meeting

They needed something distinctive

Something novel something new

To make the tourists stop a while

Instead of just passing through

Yes Prince George needed something

That would put them on the map

Like a giant wooden man

With a checkered red felt cap

Like the heads on Easter Island

Or grass huts you find in Fiji

They built a statue out of logs

And called it Mr. P.G.

Mr. P. G. stands for Prince George Mr. P. G.

Giant shirt and pants and hat

Were tailored by somebody's mom

"Because," they said with confidence

"If we build it they will come."

Well the tourists came from far and wide

In the summer and the winter

To see him standing proud and tall

Beside the tourist info. centre

But as the years went by he suffered from neglect

His clothes were raggy and he lacked self respect

As the years wore on his appeal wore off

People said that he just wasn't good enough

Mr. P.G. Poor Mr. P.G.

He use to proudly wave a flag

Now he just holds the pole

In his mouth he smoked a pipe

Now his lips just have a hole

Well there are good and bad people

In every single city

Some destroy through vandalism

And others with graffiti

Mr. P. G. J.P. loves E.S. Mr. P.G. T.K. was here!

Initials carved into his legs

Eventually spelled his ruin

Then vandals came in dark of night

And took a chain saw to him

Mr. P.G. had become

Just another pile of kindling

And with out it's famous statue,

Civic pride was dwindling

An arc welder stepped forward

And said "I have a plan

We have the technology

Lets reconstruct the man."

Well they built him with aluminum

So that he'd never rust

They reinforced him so he's now

Impossible to bust

The welder's a hero P. G. looks good

He's made out of metal but he looks like wood

This statue has achieved legendary status

A wonder of the world you can see for gratis.

They wave at him from cars - on the Yellowhead Route

They say Momma "Take my picture! I'm standing on his boot."

They're pointing out the window of the air-e-o-plane

Everybody loves him. What's his name!