It was election time at the zoo.
The Bear party won the most seats so they will be the government.
The Camels were second, so they are the opposition.
The Hippo party, the Gators and the Coyotes, lacking of any sound policies, didn't win any seats so they are the losers.
So they thought, let's get proportional representation. We can get the legislature and the electoral boundary commission. No one knows who or what these are so that would help to confuse the voter. We get to choose the form of government - the DMP or the MMP or RUP or the VOID group.
This should help to eliminate the voter.
We will smash the 87 cages and build new ones, some really big to accommodate the losers. If we run out, we can add new ones up to 95.
So now it begs to ask the question, who is who in the zoo?
Wally Buryn
Prince George
