Dear Editor,
Let me see if I have the government/teacher "negotiations" correct.
The royal "we" is going to roll back pay cheques 5 per cent, no, make that 10 per cent. We're locking you out for some days but this won't affect the students. Also, we won't stop you from working for free on these locked out days.
Do I have it all?
Oh yes, don't worry your little heads about that Supreme Court of Canada decision in your favour, we're working on that.
Yours truly,
Ian King
