Providentially, as we reel from the tragedy in Nova Scotia and our leaders take up the anti-gun psycho-babble once again, thousands of Canadians have recently received a cheque from Mr. Trudeau, while being instructed to use it to bolster our economy.
Clearly, in honour of all who were killed and to help keep our businesses open, we must CERB our enthusiasm for gun control, spending as much of the benefit as we can afford on firearms from our local gun stores.
I’ll not entertain accusations of callousness.
I belong to the guns and God camp. I prayed for the victims and their families. Now, I’m preparing for the next copycat. Sentimentality neither saves lives, nor stops bullets. Instead, I invite logical explanations of how a country in lockdown with strict gun control still suffered the worst massacre in our history. We were living the anti-gun fetishist’s ultimate fantasy, yet it could not stop the slaughter of 22 innocent Canadians.
Tis a poor tradesman who blames his tools for his failures while simultaneously claiming that another’s granted him success. The gunman was unlicensed - what will more protocols for such things do? The killer was disguised as a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police - are we going to change the uniform to make it harder to imitate? That wicked individual planned this for months and killed more people with fire - are we banning whiteboards and matches too?
Once again, our technocracy fails us spectacularly. All it knows are rules and regulations, regardless of their effectiveness, enforcing them without mercy or measure on the populations least likely to commit an offence. Meanwhile, we’re indoctrinated with a therapeutic view of our human nature that only serves to make us more vulnerable to shock and trauma whenever a bad thing happens, causing us to beg the state for increased security. What an incredible racket.
As always, this bad guy with a gun was put down by a good guy with a gun. All we can do is try to move that armed good guy up the chain of events to the point where he is the first and last encounter of the armed bad guy. We can’t afford a Mountie on every corner and it would be gross negligence to disarm the population further. The only logical and cost-effective policy is to arm and train our citizens while telling them to be vigilant for the wolves in sheep’s clothing.
Indeed, all that’s needed on the gun question is for our oligarchs to change their views. Proof that none of the rules work, as well as the growing piles of corpses these create, has been cited for years. But those least likely to suffer violent crime have hardened their hearts, claiming empathy while victims along the Highway of Tears, in cities with organized crime, and on rural or reserve land hours from a Queen’s Cowboy’s help are left defenseless and even prosecuted.
Therefore, it is truly an ancient right and poetically just, our duty as democratic citizens and our temporal salvation to always spend government cash on firearms and everywhere arm the least of these against predators with two legs or four. Our Dear Leader has kindly sent out such monies that will serve for either one pricey firearm with custom parts, a few newer guns, or many older used boomsticks as needs warrant.
Check your local retailer for available options.
As things reopen, if you are in need of a PAL, have no fear, as these courses can still be taught with six foot spaces between students quite easily. Add your CORE to the purchase list in order to avoid standing in line at Costco for meat ever again. Slowly but surely, we shall return to our rightful place as self-sufficient free citizens, leaving behind bourgeois lifestyles that are quite harmful to the earth and lethal to our souls. The ‘Rona plus the CERB could cause a restoration.
Again, we extend our deepest sympathies to Nova Scotia. To honour the fallen and those who mourn them, we shall follow their homeland’s motto: “One Conquers, The Other Defends.”
