Hello my pets,
How are you all doing this week? I suggest that you refill your gin fizz, so we can feel bubbly together.
Just in case there was a TV channel or an hour during the day when you couldn't find a Kardashian taking over, Kris Kardashian is now getting her own talk show.
It's not possible to catch an STD through TV waves, right? Perhaps there is some kind of shielding we should wear - you know, just in case.
Wouldn't Kill My Darlings under the big lights on TV be wondrous? I think so too.
Last week, I introduced you, my sugarplums, to the lady with the massive hips. This week, I'd like to discuss yet another commoner who caught my eye.
Her name is Lisa and she's quite special. I know that for myself, it's been a life-long struggle for me to stop biting my nails, but I believe that if I had Lisa's problem, I would be seeking professional help tout-suite.
She is addicted to eating cat fur.
I'm going to pause (paws?) for a second to really let that idea sink in.
She eats the fur that comes off her pussycat and if she's really desperate she will lick her cat's fur.
You know the saying - why brush the cat when you can lick for free?
The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last weekend, and of course I tuned in. I found them to be a little on the bland side in general, but at least the fashion choice kept me laughing.
January Jones clearly lost a bet prior to getting ready - it's the only thing that could possibly explain that hair, Nicole Kidman's hair looked like a style from Play Doh's Mop Top Hair Chop (either that or a cocker spaniel).
Of course, Anne Hathaway took the SAG award for her spell in Les Mis.
I thought she was terrific in the film adaptation, my problem is with her in real life. She's not sincere - ever. She's the white girl's version of Kanye West when it comes to being humble.
As I'm sure all of you know already, the Queen of all things, Ms. Oprah Winfrey was in Vancouver last week to educate us ladies on all the things we need to know to achieve proper woman-ness.
Or something along those lines, I wasn't there - but one can presume.
Anywho, apparently there was a protest outside the arena that Mama O was performing at.
It wasn't PETA, or PAPB (People against Plastic Bags) or the Coalition for the prevention of rubber band abuse, no no my loves it's the ever popular Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project.
Aren't we already aware?
Any-sways, the founder of the movement, Glen Callender is up in arms about the fact that Ms. Winfrey uses a cream that allegedly contains some skin cells from that part of the body.
Allegedly.
Either way - it's an unpleasant thought.
I wonder how many folks showed up to the protest, it was quite chilly in Vancouver that night - I do hope they were wearing turtlenecks.
News reports are saying that Megan Fox is ready to quit acting. When did she ever start acting would be my follow up question in that scrum.
Until next time my lovelies...
