Now that the social liberalists have stopped the Earth's climate from ever changing again with their carbon tax, it's on to even greater, more exciting endeavours.
The next project, according to Smiling Sonnie Selfie, is a plan to stop the continental drift and any further plate movement. He said that will prevent any further earthquakes from happening and is to be accomplished by the creation of a new tax called the shifting tax, abbreviated to shifty tax or however else you want to spell it. This tax, as with the carbon tax, is to be completely revenue neutral. The country's golf courses and ski hills are already applauding this move. Smiley was heard to say that while this might create some hardships with some Canadians, we must all sacrifice for the good of others just as he and his family are prepared to do.
China, which is earthquake prone and which on average brings on stream one new coal fired power plant per week, applauded Canada for its role in improving the Earth's environment.
The twits and the tweets twittered in jubilation, extolling the virtues of our great leader and observing that this is what makes our democracy so great. Smiley, meanwhile was polishing up his middle finger, in anticipation of preparing a reply to the unconverted.
Wally Neufeld,
Prince George
