Hello my lovelies..
In the gay wake of Joe Simpson splitting with his wife (beard), he apparently has been the recipient of a queer makeover. While he hasn't officially come out of the closet, one wonders whether that is even necessary after seeing the outfits he has chosen of late. Joe, lemon sherbet coloured tops aren't for everyone, and according to the RuPaul handbook, certainly not to be worn after Labour Day. Read up on the gay literature that you received in the mail, otherwise, you'll just be an embarrassment.
Remember the OctoMom, the pseudo Angelina looka-l-ike except with twice as many kids?
Well, after making her debut in an X-rated film, because that's what a good mom does, she's entered rehab. She is apparently addicted to Xanax. I guess you have to birth more than 14 children to be considered addicted to having babies these days. Once you have so many children that they qualify for a collective noun, it's time for children's service to hold a fire sale for the babies. Enough is enough.
Levi Johnston, Bristal Palin's baby daddy, got hitched over the weekend to a girl who I'm sure is a Mensa member - Sunny Ogelsby. They've already have a kid, Breeze Beratta, but she wore white anyway. They sold their wedding pictures for what I imagine to be a bottle of Baby Duck, to the highly-irrelevant news show Inside Edition.
Avril 'horse-teeth' Lavigne is none to pleased after learning about the shenanigans that her ex-husband pulled for Halloween.
Deryck Whibley and his buddy dressed up as Horseface and her fianc, Chad Kroeger for goofs. The thing is, none of them realize if they just dressed up as themselves, no one would notice, care or even recognize who they were.
Of course these silly celebs used All Hallow's eve to really let loose. Kim Kardashian and her man Kanye were dressed as Batman and Catwoman. No points for originality and Kim might have considered getting a bigger size for her catsuit. I swear darlings, I could hear her rubber costume screaming in agony.
And now, for the worst and most offensive costume of the year, the winner is Punchy Brown. He went as an arab terrorist, guns and ammo included. Someone needs to put this child in check.
Kelsey Grammer faced one of life's big dilemma over the weekend. He and his young wife, Kayte, really wanted to spend some quality time at the Playboy Mansion, but alas, they couldn't find a sitter. What's rich old man to do? The obvious answer is to pack up the rattles and take their three-month-old daughter Faith to the mansion as well. On the up side, they didn't need to pack their jolly jumper, as Hef has one of his own.
Kels claimed that the babe's ears were covered the entire night so there was nothing to worry about, because it's what the baby might hear and not see that would be cause for alarm. Classy Kels, classy.
Finally darlings, you know that women who has birthed 19 children (so far) Michelle Duggar? Well, she went and jumped into the 21st century with a new hairdo, which is something she apparently hasn't done in 39 years. Her old hairstyle was something that is hard to pull off for anyone, country ringlets and poker-straight bangs. Her girlfriend agreed to the hair challenge and updated her do. Reports are that Dippity Do stocks fell at an alarming rate since the devastating news broke. I predict a another babe in nine months time. I would imagine after 19 kids, there is something else of Mich's that could do with a spruce-up.
Keep warm my loves and don't leave home without your muffs.
Until next lovelies...