Darlings, its has been quite the week following these celebs around and recording their antics for you.
To start off, the Queen of Gaga has made headlines again. This time, she didnt do it on purpose. Apparently, people think that shes put on a few pounds and should change her name to Lady Gag. She was quick to right the wrong and explained she had an eating disorder since a young age.
This is the same girl who shows up in an egg, dressed in a red lace bodysuit covering her face - and now people are noticing?
Come on, we are better than that.
Punchy Brown (aka Chris Brown) was back in court this week.
No wonder the lines at the DMV take so long, with all of these fools. Apparently Browns lack of career and credibility has caused him to turn to Mary Jane for a little release, except he is on probation after smacking up Rihanna.
Oops. Where are the boys parents?
Someone call him a lifeline.
The modern-day Rainbow Bright that is Nicki Minaj now has a perfume.
Want to smell like a trailer? Buy it.
Otherwise, stay away. Why is she so bright? Its annoying.
JWOWW is engaged. Dont recognize the name, count yourself lucky. Shes the
amazonion character from Jersey Shore.
Her tatted-up boyfriend, Roger popped the question with a five carat ring.
Where do these guidos get their money?
Anyway, poor dear, the ring looks like its from a CrackerJack box, or maybe a box of Fruity Pebbles.
Carrie Ann Inaba from Dancing with the Stars called off her engagement to some
other unknown person last week.
Poor thing is delusional, she thought we cared.
Sofia Vergara and her mariachis went to the Emmy Awards last weekend.
Sadly, 20 minutes before showtime, her dress split and her cartel was out.
Always with a sense of humour, she
tweeted her assets for the world to see.
Bless you Sofia.
Pez dispenser, Tori Spelling is out of the hospital.
After having her second kid in 14 months, she encountered some C-section complications and was rushed to the emergency room.
Her and Dean have four kids together in about as many years.
Someone needs a hobby.
Rumour has it that Carmen Electra and
Simon Cowell are an item.
Its a weird match without a doubt.
Imagine the discussions over crumpets about who will wear the low-cut shirt
Tommy Cruise is setting his sights on an earthling for his next target (I mean wife.) The lucky lady? Cameron Diaz. Cammy, run for your life.
Until next time lovelies...