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Thanks to a diet last night that included far too much coffee, salsa and fresh cherries...I got to spend a great deal of time reading today. It was either nuggets of trivia from Uncle John's Big Bathroom Reader...or our local rag in both paper and electronic form (on my blackberry, of course...I'm not quite so evolved as to bring a laptop computer in yet). Thankfully I chose the latter, because there were a few doozies today. First up was a marvellous little nuggest that should probably have made the front page but which our city editors of the perpetually rose-colored glasses elected to bury on page 5. "Horizon Air Cancels Daily Flights Between Kamloops and Seattle". Citing "rising fuel costs and the US recession", they pull the pin on this service. Gee, what a huge surprise...not. And this supposedly super-successful service was one of the mainstays in the NEVER-MADE-PUBLIC market research from InterVISTAS that our IPG and municipal council relied so heavily on to gamble away $400,000 of your tax dollars. Given that we are well into the summer travel season and flights between PG and Seattle are still only getting around 20-30 people per flight (a couple dozen under what we need to avoid a payment to the US company)...and given that Kamloops has a lot more to offer a Seattle vacationer in terms of Sun Peaks, numerous amazing golf courses, better air quality, warmer and drier climate...shouldn't an incredible blow like this (and the painfully obvious message that we're next) have been bigger news to the suits at the Citizen? I guess not, when you're so chummy with the suits at the Chamber of Commerce, the airport authority, etc. that your more immediate mandate than presenting the ugly side of the news is to preserve and protect the facade that everything's A-OK here in the Central Interior. Along those lines, we saw more gobbledy-gook from our local housing market analyst, a press release printed virtually as-is without any "raised eyebrow" questions from Citizen staff. This gal is another government hack paid not to tell people like it really is, but to spin the figures into keeping the masses from panicking and causing even more chaos in the ever-worsening economy. "We're still doing better than we were 10 years ago!" was the message. Apparently we are to ignore the realities of the significant drop in building permits, the huge inventory of homes on the market taking longer to move and at lower prices, the tightening of mortgage rules, the fact that so many more people are without work, etc. etc. Another great headline today? "CN excited about a second containter ship in Rupert". Yeah, another great story about more Chinese boxes rolling through Prince George. But when asked to provide REAL HARD numbers and evidence that any of these containers are actually providing employment or significant economic benefits to our city...the company spin-man trots out the same old line we've heard for months now "It's too early to speculate on the numbers". Too friggin' early?? Gimme a break, dude...have you got anybody in your employ with 10 fingers and 10 toes? Count how many freaking boxes you are paying people to unload or load on day one...and then count again how many freaking boxes you are paying people to load or unload on day 90. Then let us know if ANYTHING coming out of Rupert is benefitting anybody other than a few longshoremen there and a whole bunch of Asian suits. It's not rocket science, or speculation for that matter! But again, no boat rocking by our industrious Citizen. No fighting for your rights to know what's really going on around here. No, instead let's just keep lapping up the nauseating sugar water that's spoon fed to us by all these PR cheerleaders. I guess that other headline I saw today "Circus Coming to CN Centre" should have been followed by a sub-header suggesting "But No Clowns Though--They're Too Busy Spreading False Hope Around City". I tell ya, it's enough to make a person sick if you think about it too much. So I'll try and put all this exasperating corporate and media spin out of my mind and focus on the other great headline I saw today announcing "Drew Barrymore Single Again". Maybe if I can get this "chopper" style mustache that I'm trying to fashion out of my old goatee just right, I have a shot. She likes bad boys right?
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